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Thanks Justin

2011-07-19T22:40:00.002+08:00

Justin make this photo regarding me resemble fann wong after Thomas did THIS photo for me months ago. Thanks Justin for thinking that I look like Fann Wong.

Thank you. Look like her is praising me but I think Fann Wong wants to die if she know people keep saying I look like her =..=

Google is Smart

2011-04-29T00:01:00.000+08:00

Wall of Vargina

2011-04-24T22:30:00.002+08:00

England got this artist, Jamie McCartney used 5 years time and make this "The Great Wall of Vagina" artwork. It is going to display in May worldwide. It is display on 9inches long wall, there's 400 set of clay made vagina mold by those volunteer age from 18-76.

What the fuck? I thought all the vagina look the same except the color, deepness and the tightness? Wow. I am impressed with all these "holes".

Funny Comic

2011-04-24T21:46:00.004+08:00

Just want to share some funny comic

It's important to lend people your hand when they need it. You might get benefits from it too.

Alien is playful too.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

I am jealous that his ass is so nice!

Dun want eat shit also cannot.

Yes, Woman dun care your look as long as you got big dick

"Dun cover! If not we will fall together!!!!"

Misleading advertisement

A bunch of stupid man. As if can feel the neh when you touch the hand =..=

Yea! Who will wear so many panties?!

Impressive skill

The kid who love to break things

xf dunno what does this picture means but I understand it once I saw it. She said I damn 色 because I could understand this comic. Quite many people dun understand it also. Can you guess it? LOL!

This then is the comic that is difficult to understand can?

The last two comic. Do you understand?

Eat Eat Eat

2011-04-22T20:43:00.004+08:00

April Fool day got Fish Manhattan offer. Every fish & chips sells $3.90!!! How can the kiasu dun go for this??!! I meet them after work because it's a Friday. Shuyin cant come because of work (I didn't know nurse need to work until so late!) and Thomas went to India because of Army.

They went in damn early despite that I said go at 7plus but lucky they went early because got damn long queue!

They ordered first or else it will be so embarrassed to sit there and didn't order anything. By the way, each person can order maximum 2 Fish & chips. Coke and sprite sells $1 each too. Awesome isn't it?

Edmund trying out my newly bought camera

The fish & chips!!!! Damn nice!!!!

Edmund and kelvin

Couple wear! Haha! I didn't expect that. As usual, he move backward in order to make his face look smaller. Damn jian.

Haha! Caught on camera while eating

xf, Edmund and Kelvin

Them again

no more fish & chips so we switch to grilled fish & chips. We are KIASU! Of course we ordered TEN set of fish, or else 对不起祖宗lo!

Then they play the fish-eye effect on everybody.

They have a great laugh on kelvin's photos.

While Edmund is talking. Haha!

On the escalator

Went to Sim Lim Square to see the IT gadget.

Nice.

Saw a mirror so took a picture. Kelvin heard someone said "EEEW" when they walk past us. I think they EEWW that kelvin tried to kiss me in the picture. Tsk. Arsehole.

Group pic failed

哈哈!色鬼.

A security "WOW" or "OOOI" them when do posing, they faster "OOOI" him back also. Damn loud that kelvin faster run. Haha!

Walking to MRT

Four-Square. Kelvin's favorite application of Facebook.

Trying another camera effect.

Kelvin's xi lang ming (hokkien)

Sit down and rest

Trying to take the "T" to make for Thomas's present but end up didn't use the idea. Anyway the "T" was being covered by my hair too. Haha!

Kelvin and xf

me, Edmund and JX

Last picture of the day.

Next day we meet again to buy Thomas's birthday present.

Iluma. Yes, we at bugis again.

After we bought Thomas's birthday present, we went for dinner. Edmund is on diet or something so not eating. xf not hungry so not eating. Left me and Jx. We went to the usual shop for prawn noodles but they do not sell prawn noodles anymore!!! Damn! :( Then want curry no curry so we left the shop and we went to eat Ramen. YIPEE! My favorite! Maybe you dunno but I LOVE RAMEN!

Edmund and xf

Me. Actually I can dun need the menu. I always eat the same ramen in Aijisan.

JX

Edmund went to help me get the chilli powder because our table dun have

I thought is normal photos but end up is fish-eye effect! Kns =..=

Edmund

My ramen~~~~

My fried prawn

Jx's Squid. It's nice and the portion is big! I said I want to eat this instead for the next time but after eating 2 of it, I know I cant choose this thing. Too many and very chewy.

Random

In Diaso.

Tada~ Next is Thomas's birthday post. Hope I will blog it ASAP. Damn.

Woman

2011-04-22T19:23:00.004+08:00

Guys, just a question. If Jigsaw (the pyscho killer in SAW) make you choose.

Fuck her,

fuck her

Or get yourself killed in a terribly miserable way. Which one will you choose??

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Woman love big dick but not dickhead *wink*

ps. By the way, the woman in the first two picture is the same person. LOL!

London Weight Management Contest

2011-04-22T12:23:00.004+08:00

Xinhui sent me this request to let me know that there's this contest so I can participate in it.

But sad to say that I cant participate in this because I am not fat enough for them to choose me to even participate for it! My BMI is not even over 25. How to fight??!!! I am fat but not fat enough and this is something very frustrating. I am nowhere. What the fuck shit is this.

ps. Click the picture if you want to participate.

Update:
WAIT! I CAN PARTICIPATE! It's just match the people in the picture to see which one is which one to win the contest!!! Yipee! But the pic so small. See what shit??!!

Seoul Garden

2011-03-27T18:25:00.001+08:00

Woots! Blogged everything in one go. Haha!

Went Seoul garden two weeks ago with May and Justin. May says City Square Mall's Seoul Garden is the best. So we went and indeed very different from other Seoul garden outlet!

It's Computerized~

Just use computer and order and they will serve the food right to your table. It's great!

Random shot of Justin

Like hungry ghost. Keep eating

Random shot of May while she's on the line

Me and May

May and Justin

Me and Justin

Testing the effect for my new camera. The fish eye effect. Haha

We ordered a lot

Their ice cream is damn nice! If I am not so full, I confirm will keep order their ice cream!

Favorite thing that girls like to do. Take picture in the toilet. Haha

Random

Then Justin went to hold May's hand but she's shy. HAHA!

After a while okay already and look so "loving". LOL

They went to my void deck after that to take something and go back home after that :)

Aili's Birthday Gathering

2011-03-27T15:34:00.005+08:00

Aili's birthday is on 11th Feb but we meet on 20th then pass her birthday present. As usual, her birthday is near Chinese New Year period which make us difficult to meet out coz all need to bai nian. Okay, I dun need, I just stay at home watch DVD. HAHA!

We went to a Thai restaurant to have buffet. Aili recommended that it is very nice.

Seraphina and I

It's like a miracle that my face look so thin WITHOUT photo-shopping. Woots! :D

Seraphina

After ordering, we take photos again.

Xinhui and Aili

Seraphina and I

Them again

This is what mango salad? It's damn spicy which I like but it mango and it got onion that is not cooked so we didn finish it.

Whole table of delicious and sinful food. It's just over new year and we ate so much again. Haha!

Nice fish! I found that I love dory fish a lot and I dun really like fish since young. Erm, except fish & chips. LOL

Seraphina random shot

Xinhui

After finish our food and clean the table, we quickly ask Aili to open her present

Aili and her present

So each of us wants to take a picture with her first but aili's seating place background is shit. So we say swap place!

Seraphina and Aili

Me and Aili

Xinhui and Aili

Time to open her present

Me and Seraphina

Opening

The voucher she wants :)

Reading the gift note that given by Xin Hui

It's Mascara

Her last present

Yup. it's a watch.

Help Aili wear the watch

Their random pic

Still wearing

Done :D

Went to toilet after that and try to take a photo together

Failed.

Conclusion: Couldn't take group pic by ourselves using DSLR.

Went to the Japan Supermarket, Meidi Ya

Big bottle of cookie. Wow

Went to kinokuniya to see comic. Ended up, xinhui kana influence by me and want to buy comic too. She even went to place a reservation for a comic at takashimaya

Went to take bus go orchard.

Waiting for bus

Take a lot of picture in the bus. Haha

Then we went Far East because they want to buy the same thing which helps me bun my hair. After we bought it, we quickly go toilet and try bun-ing the hair

Tried helping her by her hair is too layered and smooth to tied? So I tried to use mine to help her bun. Better but still the same. LOL

Xin Hui and I

Aili and Seraphina

The 3 of us

After that we quickly go to kinokuniya and find the comic we want. But we spend our time too long there that we might not be able to catch the movie we are going to watch that that. So we just put all our comic at the customer service and chiong ar~

Taking escalator

A walking door. Haha

Went to watch "Black Swan". Very pressuring movie but I quite like it actually. It's not a movie that you will forget. I always thought that I enjoy sexual scene in movie but end up, I felt embarrassed watching that that day. LOL! I am such a pure, naive, demure ~~girl~~ woman. HAHA!

Went to take picture with this lion. LOL!

Take some pictures before we go kinokuniya again

See what we buy. Damn heavy. Haha

Take MRT go home after that :D

January

2011-03-27T13:35:00.003+08:00

March is going to end and I am blogging something in January. LOL! Really no time. Whenever I got time, I'll rest because I am too tired. Or watch dvd, watch video, read comic, read books or wash toilet. Thanks to may, she gave me a SUPER DUPER good tips on how to wash toilet and make it clean like fuck. After taking her tips, my house toilet totally become C.L.E.A.N. Of course cant compare with the hotel but I believe our toilet never been so clean in it's life. At least not when we just moved in? I love you MAY! Now, I keep on intro people how to wash toilet. It's like miracle! Haha!

Okay. Start blogging. Totally cant remember the details for all this events.

Januay 1, 2011

Yes! We meet on the first day of 2011 and go and eat buffet! Edmund's favorite xiao long bao buffet at Crystal Jade? Shit. I forgot what's the restaurant. HAHA! But at least I remember it's at Holland Village.

It's a midnight buffet so we meet together first and shop around in AMK central then go find Edmund.

Happened that he actually at AMK central with his friend too. LOL. He got sore throat that day (Yea and he going to have buffet at night. Haha) So we just follow him back to his place.

While we waiting for him, take photos!!!

This idiot. He says his new trend is take photo with his eyes closed. Wth.

He die die dun want open his eyes. Tsk.

The others is doing something else.

So I drag them to take photos with me...

Thomas's long freaking shoes make my foot look small. :D

Went to the toilet before eating...

Yes! It's fattening to have buffet at midnight but we dun care! We love it :D

Eating eating

The scary portion we ordered. Not enough space to put on table so set this up. Edmund ordered ALOT xiao long bao. Ya, for us too but he ate many very fulling bao and still be able to finish much stuff. He is xiao long bao king. I never see someone love xiao long bao like him. Haha!

All busy eating so didn take much photos. Damn full when we come out. So we walk around before heading back.

Oya, shuyin met ghost that night that she freak out.

It happened at Edmund's house car park. Level 1 to 3 dun have any space for him to park the car so he drive all the way to level 4 and when he is parking the car, shuyin saw a woman staring at her when she is in the car. After we alighted, she saw that the woman is gone. She totally freaked out because she know that all of us didn't see anyone at the area. She dun dare to tell anyone of us and only tell me when we are seeing Thomas home because she need people to accompany her home.

We didn't tell Edmund because it's night time and if me, I will FREAK OUT that the place where I park my car got this freak thing! So, we didn't tell him that night. Ya, that night. Haha! I told xf after we go home so she finally understood why shuyin is acting weird that night and agreed that it is the right choice for not telling them she saw a woman who does not exist. They will freak out. Haha.

Of course now everything is alright. God blessed her, I always believe that if i saw anything like this before 21 years old, I will still have chance to see this kind of thing for my whole life. Thank god I dun have.

January 9, 2011

Went to visit Audrey because she become mummy~

This is so scary. Friends around you getting attached, getting married and becoming parent will make you realized you reached the stage where you are not young anymore. Oh fuck. Staying single is not scary, scary part is all you friends from single and turn to have their own family and had to drift away from you for their family. I already can see my future. At least I got xf. We already agreed that we shall go old folk's home and stay once we are old. Or else it will look so pathetic that 2 ah ma stay together and live themselves. 看了很心酸. That provided if she's not married like me, of course.

Kelvin, Thomas, xf and I went together. Meet early morning to go fair price and bought voucher and gift basket for Audrey.

Random.

Kelvin

Dunno what are we talking about.

Kelvin and I

Thomas and xf. See Thomas shit trend

xf is the 亮点

4 of us :D

He's trying his bow tie for Liying's 21st birthday celebration because her party theme is nerd.

Pulling his pant

Like gong dua dai

Audrey's place. I like her machine for exercising. HAHA

My fuck face look fucking weird

See my nose. Dark like hell because I put TOO many powder. :/

Group pic! Come Come Come!

All standby

Take 1

Set timer again

Take 2

Take 3

Went back around noon coz we meeting shuyin to go orchard and shop around

Went to Ion a Japanese restaurant and eat for lunch

Me and shuyin

Xf and Thomas

Thomas's eyes =..=

Damn nice. Want eat again!

January 23, 2011

Went to Bukit Timah because the courts is having sales and I want to buy a sofa, so it's a good place to shop.

Went for dinner first

End up I bought nothing and instead, I want to buy a desktop which look good.

Walk around and saw this Macdonald which reminds of my childhood. I love taking pic with Macdonald. HAHA

All keep take pic with it. Haha!

Went to Macdonald and rest after that and go home :)

WOW

2011-03-06T15:54:00.001+08:00

I wan this make up skills

Thanks Thomas

2011-02-26T19:32:00.000+08:00

Keep say that I resemble Fann Wong and created this:

=..=

Good brother

2011-01-26T23:49:00.001+08:00

When you are young

2011-01-25T21:56:00.004+08:00

You did how many of these things?

LOL! I did alot.

Kite Flying

2011-01-15T03:46:00.001+08:00

It's Christmas Day! We went Kite Flying that day. I was so worried that it will rain that day because if it rains, how the fuck we can fly the kites? It is sunny in the morning so I started to cook something for the day. We cant just sit there play kites right? Must have some food so jx and I brought the mat, edmund bought the drinks and tibits.

Went to buy the kites last minute in NTUC. God damn expensive. $8. Shu yin say her brother's kite only cost $3.50. Next day, jx went to buy more kites and each cost around $2.50. What the hell. Money sucker. LOL!

We didn know where to take shuttle bus so went to take SBS bus.

Take pics while waiting for the bus.

Random

Thomas

All were so hungry that we just concentrate on eating.

Look the same but it's different pic. Haha! Edmund teaching me how to fly a kite coz I didn fly one before.

Smiley Kite~ Mine~

Yeah!

I like the Sotong!!!

Damn scary when the wind grow strong

I ask xf to help me, she say damn scary also. Haha!

Jx and his batman kite

Thomas can never have a normal face expression when you ask him take pictures.

Shuyin

Jx tying his kite.

String tangled

Thomas went to play and the kite tangled with other people's kite! Guess he got shock after this coz he didn play the kite later on. Haha!

The string all tangled.

The guess what? It RAIN!!!! All run like siao! We picnic at the 2nd floor first.

Not I hiao coz they say take pic, so i take a look in the mirror first. Haha!

Me and edmund

Yoz!

Dunno looking at what

shuyin

Dunno what makes him laugh until so happy. Maybe thomas. Haha!

Eating with a serious looking face

Remind me of The Rock

xf

I think we are looking at the video

xf and shuyin

xf and thomas

Rain stop so all go and fly kite again. But no WIND loh. Damn.

See Thomas. =..=

Us

Random

Thomas again

Random

xf with shuyin's kite

jing xiang with his kite

No one succeeded in flying their kite. HAHA!

LOL!

xf started playing with the camera.

xf took picture of me and shuyin while I cam whoring with her. HAHA!

Shuyin and I

Then Thomas

Thomas and I

Then with xf

Then with jx.

HAHA! Bo bian. No wind, must take photos so I am actually doing something.

Edmund trying his best to make the kite fly

All flying kite now and my string got tangled. Damn

xf and jx

Yeah

Thomas playing with the camera while we playing the kites. These photos prove that he got good photography skills but he always act that he got bad skill. *hmpf*

Wow. Big bubble

Try to fly a kite again.

Then it got tangled again. Damn not easy man

Rest awhile

Random

Then take pic with edmund. HAHA

Edmund and I

All our kites is finally flying~

Our kites

The people

Damn nice

Thomas want to fuck the building. LOL!

Ended up, shuyin's kite string damn short so now trying to attached some other string with her string.

Tadah! Damn smart

Seriously kite flying is not a easy task. Haha.

My good photography skill. HAHA!

End up Jing xiang's bat kite and my smiley kite fly away and most of us went to search for it. Jing Xiang and I found a kite at the front door and we just take it to replace the lost we had. I bet other people took our kite also lo. Or else why cant find it.

Trying to take the scenery with his camera.

Kns result when I took it. xf say machiam 2012.

Random

Thomas's totally ready for the picture.

Group pic. Bad skill =..=

Rain again and we have to chiong like fuck. The string all tangled up. Buy the way, we saw Lee Kuan Yew.

By the time we want to go, the rain became fucking heavy! Even you take umbrella, u confirm become wet also.

Wet like fuck.

Yea. The rare guys who bring towels instead of tissue paper.

In the bus.

Went back to ang mo kio to have dinner.

All of us eat the same thing except edmund. Soup based noodles.

Went to void deck and chat and play the silly who-wan-to-admit-he/she-is-lost-because-he/she-want-go-home-and-sleep "game". LOL! Fine, I lost that day. Haha. Damn.

Ok. It's 5am in the morning now. So long didn wake up until so "early". Gosh. Got to sleep now. Tadah!

英文版三字经

2011-01-06T23:32:00.001+08:00

Xmas exchange present

2011-01-03T15:00:00.002+08:00

Met the poly clique to exchange Christmas present. :D

Wanted to meet in Christmas but Seraphina is going overseas so we meet one week earlier. Went to Serangoon Nex coz we didn go there and shop before. Heard that it's the biggest shopping mall? Meet at 12pm but all late. Xinhui and Alvin lastest, 1plus then come.

Seraphina

Me and aili

Sera and aili

Sera and I.

Realized that we took many pictures and didn look at the menu and the waitress is looking at us, we faster decide what to eat first before xinhui and alvin reach.

Aili's Galaxy Tab!

Of course must make her take pic with her phone too.

Our erm, appetizer. HAHA!

They finally reached

sera and xinhui

us with xinhui

Damn lugi to take picture with Alvin now. He SO THIN! Make me look bigger!!!

Cam Whoring

Us

Playing lucky draw see who draw who's present

This is who draw the present first

Machiam gambling

She got mine. LOL!

She got sera's

Got aili's

Got Alvin's

Got Xinhui's

Aili made us cookies~ Nice :D

Opening up the present. Totally what I wanted coz my ear piece is spoilt :(

Aili opening the present

My turn and I got a free movie pass :D

He got a super cute pillow case and chocolate but he gave both to xinhui. Xin hui big winner. LOL

Before leaving. Haha

Cam whoring when aili went toilet.

She's back!

Xinhui and Alvin went to see xinhui's christmas present in those jewellery's shop (Damn. This boyfriend damn good!) which the 3 of us wont go in so the 3 of us go walk around.

Went to a shop that is so deserted to rest.

4 of us :)

Our erm, high tea. Haha! We keep on eating!

Random

We took some paloroid photos and xinhui gave me this because I said I like this the best :D

Random

2011-01-02T15:14:00.003+08:00

Happy 2011~

Rabbit year. My YEAR!!! God damn it. Time flies and I am still so 没出息！！！！ Nothing good is done. No money. No holiday. No money. No holiday. No money. No holiday. :((((((( Damn sad.

People usually will write new year resolution every new year and I did it last time too but I never succeed any of it, so I got a conclusion is dun write anything or you will just sia suay yourself. But I still want to have a new year resolution and that is hope that this year I will go overseas holiday with my friends! Must travel on plane that type. Asia will do. Please guan yin ma! Please. LET ME HAVE HOLIDAY AND SHOP TILL I KI SIAO!!!!

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My top follower in facebook. Alvin, admit it. You love me right? LOL!

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When your childhood memories turns horror:

Red riding hood is sexy~~~~

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I rather stay like how I am now than become thin until like that. If I am her, I dun even got the face to sun tanned.

Zoo 2010

2011-01-02T12:11:00.000+08:00

Erm. This is once again, a super duper late post. LOL! Went to the zoo on 2nd October Sunday and I until NOW then blog about it. Seriously no time and I still got so many other thing to blog about! xf say might as well dun blog about it since it is outdated for so long liao but I already upload the pictures in October, there's no reason to not blog about it since I already upload the pictures.

Meet early in the morning in Ang Mo Kio to take bus 138.

In the bus

Reached!!!

Singapore Zoo. One year no see. LOL!

Help each other to take photos

Group pic before entering the zoo.

Our tickets

Finding elephants coz we want to see elephant bathing

At elephant Asia area. We realized we went to the wrong way now. Haha.

Finding our way~

Stag?!

Kelvin and yanqi :)

Walking random shoot

WOW! Saw the elephant that just finish bathing! Must faster take photo with it!

Take more pic with the elephant

Damn thirsty so buy drink

May and I with the Moo Moo Cow.

Take picture in turn when going down the stairs. Haha

I'm the photographer!

Kelvin and Yanqi

The girls

The guys.

Fit. No, not the Caucasian but I must salute him for daring to remove his clothes in front of so many people when he is not fit. LOL.

Seems like we are the only one who go to take picture with the cast! Anyway, it's the same story but I find that the cast for this time round act the best.

Coming out from the tunnel.

While we are at the Elephant Asia.

The talented elephants

Didn play with the water this time though. Sunday damn many people.

At the creepy house

Justin: Believe I slap you anot?
May: You wont. I know you love me, xoxo.

LOL!

Hey! That's our ah ma!

Remember we took picture with "OUR" ah ma in 2009?

LOL!

Cant help to take a "formal" family pic again. With kelvin this time. :D

Sibeh tiko.

The forever hardworking ah soh!

I wont go near the kids though.

The mirror

The pony area.

Our weight.

Hey! White horse! Where's the prince?!

Nice place!

The flower

Dunno what place is this. Like theatre.

May and I

I stand until damn weird and damn u, justin chen! Let me smell your armpit!

Fail shot on helping may take picture with the seal

Better but not good either. Haha!

Thanks to the sun, our side look fucking bright

Nice drink!

The bamboos!!! Cant wait to see them fucking again!

All resting

No fucking but I saw something very heart warming instead. A happy family.

Seems like I cant keep my face stay still when I take pic with these. I did that too when I went to the zoo with xinhui they all in 2009 too. LOL!

Group pic before seeing crocrodile

Wow~

Kept in a box

All are clean freaks. HAHA

Take pic with the car. Great photography skills.

The kangaroo!

They keep blocking yanqi when she wanted to take picture with it. HAHA!

Finally

Us with the kangaroos too.

Yes. They are together so please STOP saying Justin and I is couple coz we are not.

Lady JusGa

Walking~

Block yanqi again. LOL!

After scolding them and ask them to get lost and go elsewhere and continue.

Nice Hair.

He cant help to feel horror for the Mursi. A young woman's bride-price is determined by the size of the lip plate.

Yes. With their favorite durian

Ask him sit on it, he dun want, still want to act. Haha

Live!

I like to take picture with fake human

With ah meng

We went home before sunset coz all of us got something on. Bye zoo 2010~

Lost Cat Poster

2010-12-27T21:52:00.004+08:00

Xf went to Insane Onion's blog because she saw that I linked this new blogger (actually I linked this blogger months ago) then she went on to read his blog. Then she read this post that she cant stop laughing at and even wants to share with everyone about this post. I laugh until I ki siao when I read also. FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

Shannon lost her cat and so she sought help from her designer friend, Vivian.

Shannon: Hi, Vivian, can u help design a poster? My cat is lost :(
Vivian: Oh dear, this is sad, of coz i can help.
Shannon: Ok thanks, here my cat's picture. She is 8 months old.

Vivian: Consider it done :)

The next morning...

Vivian: Hi, i have send u the poster. Like it?

Shannon: Yeah...but why is it like a movie poster? And my cat is too small...
Vivian: This is wat we call a design, and the small cat represents tat she is missing and the hope is getting smaller.
Shannon: This is stupid. Can u be more serious? I had cried for the whole night and i have no time for nonsense.

In the evening.

Vivian: We designers CAN be designers is coz we have something others dun. So we dun actually like criticism from someone who dun know wats designing is all about. Here's the poster according to ur descriptions.

Shannon:...This is worse than the last one...can u please take off those movies crap and put the whole view of my cat? I just wanna state tat its lost.

In the late midnight...

Vivian: Like it?

Shannon: Can u please dun include those movies & TVs stuff??? I just want the pic, my contact number, the place and date my cat went missing!!!

An hour later...

Vivian: Here's according to wat u want.

Shannon: This is not my cat...
Vivian: According to a pet friend of mine, a cat lost this long can't really be found. So why dun we use another pic and maybe u can have a new cat?
Shannon: Please, use my cat's pic, i beg u...

Another hour later...

Shannon: Since when i said there is a reward???
Vivian: A reward will increase the rate and lessen the time.
Shannon: But i do not have so much money...please remove it...

Vivian: Ok done:)

Shannon: No need to be so straightforward...

A min later...

Shannon: (Sigh) Ok ok... this will do...T T

Titled: Never trust a designer. LOL!

ps. xf: edmund, dun let thomas do your shopping cart. Designer.

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2010-12-24T17:23:00.001+08:00

If I believe this piece of crap. Then really is What The FUCK.

One of the Embarrassing Moment

2010-12-20T23:27:00.004+08:00

In one of the university in China, they got this debate competition in school. Then got this guy went on the stage and confessed to one of the participate.

Click the pic to watch the video if you want.

If I'm the girl, I wont think it's sweet. I think it is so embarrassing. Just like I think that kana proposed in the public is embarrassing. From the girl's face, I think she already feel like die of shame. Totally understandable.

I am Volumptous

2010-11-30T09:23:00.001+08:00

Me: I am fat.
Someone: I wont say fat, I would describe you as Volumptous.

How would the hell, I know what the fuck does volumptous means? So I went to google search and try to find the meaning of that word and look at the image that decribe Volumptous woman. I got fucking depressed.

This is the picture I found:

and the related topics for this picture: overweight, obesity, plus size, large women, larger lady, larger woman, curve, curves, curvy, big is beautiful, gracious, obese, fat, heavy, volumptous, image, body image, larger women, appearance, appearances, self confidence, self-confidence.

Thanks for saying I am fat in a more high class way.

Make up

2010-11-28T22:15:00.004+08:00

Make up is fucking awesome.

Remember about this girl I talk about?

Saw another video on make up make wonder

From this:

To this:

Click on the picture to watch the video if you want.

Seriously, I need that. =..=

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

2010-11-21T19:31:00.003+08:00

I watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday.

Seriously, it's fucking awesome!!!!! This is totally amazing because the series actually got from bad to worse for the past few years that I actually dun have any expectation for it anymore. I watched just because I'm a harry potter BOOK fan. But this time round, the finale turns out to be so good and nice and funny and totally must watch!!!

It got the details and the flow is exactly like what it is in the book. It does not have any unnecessary stuff like harry potter flirting with the so not pretty and old looking waitress? All is so nice and it got so many funny parts! Damn funny!

I guess the only part I dun like is the people sitting beside and in front of us. I NEED to talk when I watch movie but whenever I talk (or to say whisper), I got stares everywhere, especially the fucker in front. So, fine. I keep my mouth shut and I eat instead but when I take out the food from plastic bag, I kana stare from the fucker in front again. Like what the fuck? Cant I take my things??!!! It's not my fault that the plastic make noise! I pay so much to watch movie, cant I take something from my fucking plastic bag??!

Then what about the indoor toilet? People keep on going to the toilet and flushing sound keep coming out, why dun she stare and write a complaint letter right after the show and tell the cinema to stop building indoor toilet right inside the cinema itself? She should go to the toilet and stares at everyone who went to toilet because they should go to toilet before entering the cinema. This totally will distract her from watching the movie. Yes, it will because the flushing and closing/opening door sound is so much louder than my whispering or plastic bag sound. I am so suay to sit behind this kind of fucker. She is a fucking annoying bitch.

That's the problem when you catch a movie that is SOOO popular, some more during the first weekend after it has released. The tickets totally sold out. Thank god we got the ticket booked last week. Or else, we dun even need to watch at all. After watching, it's past midnight and we missed the mrt! God Damnit coz I keep on assuring that we will still be able to catch the last train =..= Argh. So we are stuck in the town and if both of us is not full at all, I confirm say let's go and have supper. LOL! But we are so full after eating so much in the cinema so we just go home. Thank god there's a thing call night rider.

This movie is so nice that I dun mind watch second time! Believe me, I have no wish to watch second time for the past few movies in the series at all. This one is different because this is so nice!!!

Love in First Sight

2010-11-18T21:38:00.004+08:00

Oh My God.

微博:【一见钟情总是那么神奇】澳大利亚商人阿里别尔特和自己330斤的女友在家乡举行了婚礼，婚礼吸引了大量媒体和好奇的人们。到婚礼举行之前，新娘和新郎只是半年见一次面，新郎是一位成功的商人，在世界各地都有生意，但是新娘却是一个普通的小学教师。他们的恋爱过程就是一见钟情。

The above phrase is saying 【Love in First Sight is always so Miracle】 An Australia businessman just got married with her 330pounds girlfriend at his hometown. The wedding attracts many kpo people and media to go and watch. Before the wedding, both of them only met once every 6months. The groom is a successful businessman but the bride is only a primary school teacher. Their relationship is just Love in First Sight.

I dunno if it is true or not because I personally dun believe Love in First Sight, more ever, both of them Love in First Sight for each other. Plus, will a normal guy will love in first sight with a ultra fat woman? Seriously, I dunno. Maybe the girl did alot of good deed in her past life. I hope I did alot of good deed in my past life also. LOL.

Random

2010-11-14T16:04:00.002+08:00

Haiz. LIFE!!!!!

Yes. I am that miserable that I want to blog about this!!! Okay. Last last last Tuesday, one of my colleuage asked if I like horror flim, people who know me will know that I love to watch this kind of movie that's why I replied I love horror flim. Then he started telling me recently he bought these DVDs about this hong kong reality show which show the world REAL true ghost story. At that point I know I misunderstood because I meant that I love FAKE horror movie but whatever. What I did was just ask question at appropriate time and act like I am interested.

To my horror (even scarier than horror movie), he said will pass me the DVDs when he finished watching because the show is so fantastic. Oh fuck. I polity said no need because I currently watching animation(which is the truth!). But okay, on the other hand I dun want to watch that kind of show when I am already so packed in my life. I got more interesting things to do on my free time.

However, retribution still came for my action(by showing interested). I always think xf will be the one getting this kind of "retribution" because she love to act she know what the person is talking about when she have no idea what the fuck that person is trying to say. She didn kana but I did. I am SOSOSOSO suay.

Next day he on leave so nothing but JUST NOW(last last thursday) he pass me FOUR DVDs. Yes. That hong kong reality show!!! I want die I want die I want die. I no need horror show. This is enough horror to me. FOUR! Each DVD contains EIGHT episode! The best part about this is I couldn't act that I've watched! He confirm asked me about the show de ma. Plus, I couldnt reject because people specially bring the DVDs to work and lend u to watch, u say dun want? Ha! Somemore we are not friends. How to reject :(((((

So, I went to him and said I dun have time to watch this and he say can finish in 2 weeks time. OMG OMG OMG. Jing Xiang lend me his Noname anime DVD in September and I dun even have time start watching because I still busy watching my 500plus episode One piece, then now plus this show that I am not interested to watch?!

I now plan to watch it using fast forward mode since it is chinese subtitle. But I doubt my dad allow me to do that. He LOVE this kind of show and more ever, this show is in CANTONESE!!! Argh. Let me die man. I only free to watch in sunday but I sunday still need to surf net(the only one day that I can use the comp), watch my american's next top model and watch my FAVOURITE anime. Now, gone. Gone Gone Gone.

This is pathetic. This is life. Life!!!

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Two weeks past and I have new plan. My plan is just ignore that 2 DVDs. I am not interested! I dun even got the feel to go and put it into the DVD player. I shall just let it rot there until my colleuage asked me about that DVD then I said I really got no time because I could only watch it on sunday and I have to watch my friend's DVD FIRST since he lend it to me FIRST. So, I can say, "Why not I return to you first? when I got the time to watch, I ask from you again because I doubt that I will got time until december." Yes. I shall say that. xf say I am pretty "pro" because if her colleuage lend her dvd that she is not interested, she will still watch it. For god sake, that simply wasting my time! I got better things to do than watching DVDs that I am not interested at all.

Anyway, my dad very eager to watch so he went to watch it and guess what. He says the show SUCKS. Keep on talking and there are no ghost!!! Isn't that incredible? Because my dad is someone who always nag that he wants to watch cantonese show and he actually cant stand the show despite that they are speaking his favourite lanuage! (Though I highly doubt that cantonese is his favourite lanuage because he cant even speak well of it)

That's that. Even my dad cant tahan the show, how could I tahan it? Somemore my dad is the type who always watch this type of show. Whatever 18th hell or tour in hell or whatever shit about hell n ghost reality show, he'll watched. If he cant stand it, means me too.

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I am obessed with books nowadays. Okay, and One Piece animation and comic. Okay. Fine. I mean I FOREVER obessed with books, comic, animation and food. LOL!

Haiz. Bo bian leh. That's the thing that I can do without feeling tired. I got no life and no time. Plus, I am so lazy that I dun really want to go out on a sunday. Like I went to the zoo last month on a sunday and it cause me to overslept for work for the next THREE DAYS despite I slept early. What fucking weak body I have?! I machiam a baby that wants alot of sleep. Nowadays, I can sleep anywhere, anytime, any position. PATHETIC.

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Recently I reading this book, "who's that girl", talking this 31 year old woman happen to can travel back to ten years ago to meet the 21 year old self. She got a huge change in this ten years that no one can recognise her that the both of them is the same person despite that they both standing together. I mean, even her 21 year old self cant recognise her too! That's funny isnt it?

She was so health concious when she is older. Sunscreen everywhere. Remove make up before sleep (who doesnt?!), toning, lotion, mosturiers, rinse, floss teeth everyday before sleep that she took 45mins to finish all this (I almost like her now. Almost. LOL!). Then do pilate, yoga and dun eat this, dun eat that. While her 21year old self dun give a damn about her body.

Haha! I still reading it and she now trying to change the history by trying to stop her have sex with this jerk but failed. So, she now proceed on changing something else. she even listed down what she wants to changed.

I was thinking about this too. If I could went right back to 10 years ago, what would I change. By then, I'm only 13years old and I doubt that I got any difference with now. Erm, more tall because I remember I'm 168 when I'm 13. Whatever, it's about the same.

1. Rebonding.

I think I will give her few hundred bucks and ask her go and do rebonding ASAP and for god sake keep long hair! But wait. Do they even got rebonding during that time?

2. Buy a hair straighter for her.

Simple. Rebonding dun last for me. My hair is simply too sturborn. What's more, hair grows!

3. Throw away all those bags and clothes that look so childish. Buy new ones for her.

The bag that I bring to school in sec one, until now jx still talk about it! You see, must throw right?!

4. Don't ever talk in assembly during sec 2

I will get caught by the fucking arsehole principal and being forced to sing national athemn after every assembly because she will found that I dunno the lyrics. Seriously, it's in MALAY! How could I possibly remember every word?!

5. Take pictures.

I missed the time when I had in old school building and also the new ones. The band room. Oh god. I SHOULD take pictures with them at the hall, the classroom, the band room back then! So, I shall buy her a digital camera. Wait, does 2000 got digital camera yet?

Actually, I will just write down everything and ask her to follow what I said. Same goes to my sis. Must help them what. Haha. But whatever, I am just dreaming.

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I feel like a freak. Everyone in the company and other company prononuce Carrefour as "Car-Four". Only me pronounce as "Car-Ful". But I confirm correct because my sis worked there before!

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The ghost in pet society so CUTE!

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Gosh. Everyone thinks I'm a lesbian just because I got no boyfriend. HELL SHIT. I hate to grow up. Why is it a MUST to have a boyfriend and get marry??!! Lizhen told me nai long and duno who think I'm les and jz told me he thought I am a lesbian too. Oh fuck. I'm not say being gay or lesbian is bad, it's their natural or choice but my choice and natural is on MAN. PLEASE! I always find it disgusting to kiss a girl! Let alone having sex or whatever touching invovled.

Seriously, I look like a horny bitch than a lesbian what.

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Popeye is giving out this "Free fries after any purchase" vouchor which is so tempting and makes you wants to keep on want to buy. They are so smart. Super smart. Anyway, the fish bites that I find it super nice that time turns out to be pretty bad when I ate on saturday! Sucks.

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Holy crap. I KEEP on wants to spend money nowadays. Just anything. Shit.

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I want holiday.
I want go bangkok.
I want go Bali.
I want go KL.
I want go taiwan.
I want go hong kong.
I want go China(that sells cheap goods).

Dream on. :(

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xf wants to make honey cornflakes. I asked xinhui's the recipe because she make until very nice but she no reply after weeks. :(

You see. Friend got boyfriend jiu dun even got time to reply friend's sms liao.

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Another 2 week past and I have not yet touched the Ghost DVD. Fucking great.

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Real horror came. There is this "Staff Nitez out" thing coming on this month end. Oh my god. Seriously, I got a friend's 21st birthday celebration to attened and his name is xiao ming, so I wont be free.

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I saw this china girl who called 灵鸾妮妮. She is GENIUS! She should go open a make up lesson and earn big bucks! She look fucking AMAZING after make up!

Look!

Isn't this incredible? Is REALLY her! Just type her nickname in google and you can see MORE of her pic. Really, which guy can resist such a talented girl even if she look erm *cough* normal after she remove make up? Other people know that she is gougerous is enough!

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Gosh, I think my colluage lend me the DVD for nearly 2 months now and I haven watch. Shit. I think I shall return him the dvd and tell him I really have no time to watch the show.

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I think I have no escape from the"Staff Nitez Out" =..=

I asked my colleague and knew that there is no such event BEFORE! Argh. I feel exhausted. With the freaking event which I have no wish to attend but I HAVE to attend. Somemore it's on a TUESDAY! Isn't that freaking weird? We will totally exhausted like hell on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday! I so going to overslept for at least, the next three working days. ARGH~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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My life sucks.

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Buaiz.

Ee ling's Birthday Celebration

2010-10-31T12:10:00.008+08:00

WAH LIAO! I already fucking write finish and when I click "publish post" it auto sign me out and I have to re-blog again! FUCK!Sorry for the bad mood but I cant happily blog about this post when I am so fucking pissed off now! ARGH!

Went to Eeling's 21st birthday celebration on end of September and I know I am so late but sorry, no time to blog nowadays. Super busy.

Sera didn come because she got to study her exam. Seriously, I think it will helps if people dun promise me anything because once you promise, I will expect you to fulfill it and when you last minutes tell me you cant do it or only tell me you not doing it when I asked you about it, I will be super pissed off. But whatever, I shall just learn to dun believe in people's promises from now on. :D

Aili and I meet first at tampines and I keep complain that I am hungry so we went to the chicken BBQ restaurant.

She ordered ice cream float because she's too thirsty.

Thanks to this picture, I know that I not suitable to tied in bun. Oh fuck. Li zhen said I look like rong cheng's wife in this picture. Argh.

Aili's healthy sandwich (when compared with mine)

My super unhealthy spicy fried chicken.

Went to toilet and change my hair style after that. Haha.

Meet Xinhui at Pasir Ris and took bus together to Aloha Loyang.

Thanks to me, we overshoot and we have to walk quite a distance and we actually walk past the famous haunted red house! I dunno by then and I requested to take a picture with that creepy house but both of them ignored me until later on, aili told me it's the famous haunted house. WTF! ARGH!

Finally we reached the place

In the chalet

Ee ling's handmade autograph book.

Machiam our own house and we went to open the fridge and saw the cake. WOW.

Started writing the book.

The present for Ee ling :D

Then I started to write the book then xinhui say faster take picture with the birthday girl now, or else later alot of people.

So we each took a turn

Group Pic.

I dunno why xinhui that pic turn out to be so dark. Tsk.

Sticking back the dropped out "L"

I guess we took a pretty ling time writing the book because Ee Ling keep coming over and asked if we finish writing already.

She writing while I sms-ing.

FINALLY

We are the first to eat!

Yea, we know we just eaten, we dun care. Haha!

Food~

Ended up, everything I took abit and it add up and become A LOT.

Before we eat :D

Eating.

Ended up, I took alot and I cant finish and keep ask them to help me eat. HAHA!

Decoration outside the food area.

Went to take a walk after that.

To the beach.

Saw a machiam Christmas tree de nice tree! Take pic with it!

Oh, I took many times because I dunno why, I white like a ghost.

Accidentally shoot.

Fail shoot. Aili forever look elsewhere. Haha!

Us

Me and Xinhui

Went back after that and chat.

Cut cake time~

It's the most extraordinary cake I've ever since. I still worry that the cake will fall if not careful enough. But I worry too much. It's cream puff sticking on the very firm aluminium foil thing. haha.

Eeling and her family.

All the people urging her bf to take picture with her.

They stand so far that her friend buay tahan and shoot them "Stand so far for what? Dunno each other meh?" Really sibeh funny.

SIT club. WOW.

Us :D

After a while, we went back because quite late already.

While waiting for bus.

Went to Macdonald after that to have Mac Nugget. YES! I deserve to be fat.

Finding change.

After that home sweet home. WEE~

what the hell

2010-10-16T00:39:00.002+08:00

Who the fuck will eat Udon/Raman while watching movie?

ME?

2010-10-11T21:29:00.002+08:00

Love photoshop :D

Hari Raya

2010-10-03T20:22:00.004+08:00

May invited us to her place for Hari Raya. :D

Eating.

They cooked alot and I personally like May's potato and her mum's fried wing. LOL! Justin like may's potato also. I know I like one of may's cookie very much. Dunno what is it make of but it is so sweet and nice that I think may can sell those cookie already. Yum yum.

Keep switching channel. I love SCV coz I dun have. I am so pathetic. Haha!

May's living is so nice and I love the carpet ALOT! Totally what I wanted for my house but I know that can only be a dream because my place is small and all of us is so lazy that no one will ever go vacuum the carpet everyday.

May show us some photo albums and one of it is her last year birthday pic. Then I saw this pic. I cant believe she actually print this picture out. Omg. I am fucking unglam that my leg open so big and thank god I am fat enough that you cant see inside because my fats cover it up.

We did took some pic with may using her dslr camera but dunno when she will send the picture over (some pic I wanted since june still haven receive it, LOL) so I shall just blog about this first.

We chat a lot in the evening and cant get enough of it but Justin and I have to leave because we want to go and eat our favorite Raman at Ajisan :D

Us

Our Raman.

I dun like the fact that Bishan closed at 10pm on a Saturday night. We wanted to walk around and digest our food also cannot lo. So we just walk for a while and went home after that. LOL

雪丽珍外遇记

2010-09-26T15:54:00.002+08:00

Yipee. Finally get to meet her. No choice. Busy EVERYDAY :(

We went to Shaw Lido because I wanted to watch step up 3 and that is the only place that still showing this show at night. I've missed my inception, I dun want to miss this show as well since xf and xx keep on saying that this show is nice. So, I DIE DIE want to watch!!!! Since there's kfc and I got their coupon, we ate our favourite KFC :D

I find that the kfc there seriously is un-environmental friendly. They dun have tray so all the food is take away. Even for those people who sit there and eat also take away. Everyone got a plastic bag. What the hell. They helped the world to end faster.

No place to take photos as usual, so we went toilet and I start taking pictures.

opps. Flash. Good. Cant see my face.

No flash and you can see how retarded I look.

This picture is classic. I find it cute. Haha!

Act simi sad face

The two of us :D

(xf say my hair is always a mess when I took pics with lizhen :/)

Went Mac cafe and chat. Looking at the cap I gave her.

Now the cover your face. Too late liao. HAHA!

Erm. We selected the wrong seat la. The screen is FUCKING FAR away from us!!!! I dunno Shaw Lido movie screen is so far from the seats! If not, I will choose a nearer seat! Dulan!

Anyway, the show not bad. I like the watter dance battle. At least this show is nice. Better than the no-ghost-still-act-that-there's-ghost movie by alot. LOL!