Maybe because of the Holly's inbox book, maybe because I got so many messages to show, I will have this posted! It started all because I flooded justin's inbox with all the so called free smses that I can send. I didn keep those messages that I start to flood him though. Forget it, let's just start with what he flooded in my inbox.
Xueli's inbox:
06:58
OH MY GOD. WHY SO MANY SMSES!!! Haha. My inbox says no space for new messages lor! Haha. *Censored*
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08:44
You flood my inbox! I'm gonna flood yours! Muhahaha. I've army sms plan which means I've unlimited smses all day long, for just 20 plus dollars a month!
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08:45
Brittney picture is better than sundai but they like, like sundai alot. Have it. She's so ugly.
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08:48
Xue li is very chio. And slim, and beautiful, her cheek bones, bang! The camera loves her, she can model. She is second whitney.
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08:49
*Censored*
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08:50
Carrie's new album got two songs, changed and what can I say is nice. And Xue li is gorgeous and nice too.
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08:51
This morning when I wake up, something's strange happened, When I brushed my teeth, the attake gething more and more. And my facial towel is yet after I wash it.
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08:52
This morning strange things starts to happen. My mirror reflects my image. The fan actually blows wind into my face.
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08:53
SIBEH CHUA SAI
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08:54
Your phone never ring this morning ar? Why haven't wake up. Sleeping is bad for health as proven. It stops your mind from working, higher chance for stroke.
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08:55
They say eating is bad for health too, and sleeping. And they say showering is bad too. We should never wet our body. They say urinating is bad too, and CHUASAI
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08:56
Later wake up remember to brush your teeth, if not gladys will be upset. She watching you sleeping now. And she wanna have sex with you, She's lesbian, she nude
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08:58
Have you been contact with daphne laterly? She poor thing. Never talk to us. Wonder miao miao how already.
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08:59
Today is a november, very fast christmas coming, then new year. Sian, next year valentine on new year lunar.
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09:00
Do you like mooncake? I like snow skin. Very nice. I can eat alot one day. That's why I'm so fat.
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09:01
*Censored*
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09:02
Lately I sleep kept dreaming about things. Kept chase by stuff. Haha. Very funny. Why still sleeping? Don't urine in bed okay? Thanks, don't trouble me and gladys
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09:05
Gladys is saddys, kelvin is vain, xue li is mei li, and may is gay!
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09:05
Gladys is saddys, kelvin is vain, xue li is mei li, and may is gay!
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09:05
Gladys is saddys, kelvin is vain, xue li is mei li, and may is gay!
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09:06
May is gay!
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09:08
xue li, you like tom yam? I like it alot. Now got one kind of coleslaw is kim chi flavor one. So funny. Haha
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09:10
How many messages I sent you already? Did I win you? Haha. By the way, you're beautiful, gorgeous. Love you cheek bones. The jaw line, so nice, so slim.
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09:11
OH MY GOD. I just farted. But so nice smell, like kim chi smell.
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09:12
Today morning I woke up I brush my teeth eat my breakfast and go to camp. But forget to chua sai. But luckily, I got bring one basket, so I did it on train.
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09:13
Today at home if you're bored you can read my messages, each half an hour read one, can last you whole day. Haha.
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09:16
What is your age? Your height? Your weight? Your gender? Transgender? Haha.Your race? Your religion? Your skin color? Your bone structure?
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09:18
Your inbox maximum space is how much? Why hasn't it full yet? Haha.
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09:18
Today very funny, when I woke up the sun is shining. Yesterday more funny, when I sleep, no sun. Haha. There few days moon very round, bright and big
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09:21
Good morning!
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09:35
What kind of songs you listen to? Rock? Ballad? Classic? Country? R&B? Chinese? English? Tamil? Hindu?
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11:27
Do you shave your armpit hair? Nostril hair? Haha.
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11:27
If today is a wednesday, guess what day is tomorrow? Answer to be reviewed in the next text.
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11:28
It's a thursday!
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11:29
*Censored* What you eat everyday? Haha.
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11:29
If today is a april's fool day, guess what day is next month that day? It's May's a fool day! Haha.
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11:31
It's raining quite heavy now. As the rains pour down, it reminds me of your me of yout cheek bones structure. So nice and gorgeous.
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11:32
Sometimes when I'm watching next top model, I will ask myself. Why you weren't in the show. You'd win. I love your runway walk. Especially your facial bone line.
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11:33
Sometimes when I was cooking or baking, I'll suddenly thought of your cheek bones and face structure.
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11:35
This weekend I will be going to the museum for the body world near science centre. It will remind me so much of your face and body structure, especially those cheek bone line
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11:36
I think our attachment click will never be full strength again. What you think? At most we can expect 4.
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11:37
This year my birthday I got thought of having chalet. Invite some of my good friends. What you think?
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11:38
Wanna go sun tan? Haha. I know you wont't. Because you wanna be snow white. It's okay then. I still fancy your cheek bone structure. So gorgeous. Camera loves you
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11:40
*Censored*
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13:17
The new cover girl wet sprooch proof pretzels. The delicious flavors that gives you a twist twist feeling with a new fruity shine.
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13:18
From the new easy brezzy, beautiful, cover girl, Xue li, I love your cheek bones, jaw line, and your face structure!
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Justin's inbox:
18:46
I so gonna flood you. You sent over 50 smses! My hp wont kana flood. I can store up to 230 message. Now I got at most got only 100 smses. :p
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18:47
*Censored* I thought you free on sunday?
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18:48
Nvm, *Censored*
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18:49
I'm jealous. I want to go see the body exhibition too! Do you know online booking is cheaper? Just 16 bucks. If you buy on spot is $21
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18:50
I think sundai not ugly. But she's real short.
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18:51
Ass you for saying me slim and beautiful, and what nice cheek bones! with the fats I got on my face, I cant even see my bones!
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18:53
*Censored*
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18:54
*Censored*
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18:56
Hey! You know Macdonald now got this monopoly game? I guess I gonna win the MP3. Gosh. Let me win it. It only got 50. But I scared people already won all of it! Because this game starts at 22 October and now already November!
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18:57
Carrie Underwood's album only got two songs? Isn't that pathetic? Send me those two when you got to use computer. Send to my email. Thanks.
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18:59
You say something strange happen? What you mean by the "attake" getting more and more when you brush your teeth?
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19:00
If your towel is dry after you wash it, E-bay it. You can earn alot from it because it's a magic towel!
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19:01
I'm glad the mirror reflects your image. My mirror always reflects a pig face when I looking into it.
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19:02
The fan can blows wind into you face?! Good! I'm sure it blows so much everyday, it can give you a good blowjob too! Let it give you orgasm!
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19:03
YES! IT'S SIBEH CHUA SAI!
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19:04
Why should my phone ring this morning? And how am I be able to wake up at 9am when I sleep at 6am?
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19:07
The news says sleep more than 10 hours is bad. I didn sleep more than that and *cCensored* Haha!
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19:07
Isn't the main reason for stroke is hypertension?
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19:08
No. I won't stop sending until I reply all your smses. :)
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19:09
I guess you should STOP sleeping, eating, showering and urinating. I'm worry for your health.
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19:10
No need to worry for me! I'm older. It's alright of the nature if I die before you die
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19:12
I did brush my teeth but I didn see gladys! I guess your are mistaken. She's with you always. You are her only friend in our group!
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19:13
Ok. I confirm she is with you because you know she's nude and hell no, She wanna have sex with may, not me.
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19:13
Is Logan a gay or not?!
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19:15
No. I didn contact daphne. Why she poor thing? You maybe should take the move if you want to know how is she. You know she's not intiative type of person. Nor do I.
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19:16
I guess miao hua is pretty good. You should go view her photos in facebook.
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19:17
Oya, please kindly accept my invitation on inn house and fish aquarium. I need friends in it!!
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19:19
Oh. Every festival to me is fucking annoying because it means money, Okay, luckily not like you, valentine is nothing to me.
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19:20
I dun really eat mooncake, I at most can eat a small one. Why is it call snow skin? Isn't it should be ice skin if you direct translate it from chinese?
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19:23
You are not fat! You skinny arse! Eating mooncake wont make you fat because you difficult to gain weight! Anyway, even if you dun eat, you wont lost any weight either. Like me. :/
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19:26
*Censored*
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19:27
You chase by what in your dream? A big penis that wants to fuck you up-side-down?
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19:29
Okay. You ask me why I sleeping at 8:54 and you ask again at 09:02. You think I siao si bo? I need sleep! I know you still pee in your bed. I wont laugh at you and dun worry, gladys will still loves you ;)
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19:30
Thanks for saying I am mei li leh. And may will kill you for saying she's gay.
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19:32
I feel like posting all this smses in blog. Of course I will delete some like *Censored*. Could I could I?
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19:33
Of Course I like tom yam. I'm spicy lover. remember? Who sells coleslaw in kim chi flavor? Yucks. Who eats that?
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19:36
Ok. You win me for sending so many message this morning but I guess I win you now. Your inbox is fucking full unless you keep delete right? HAHA. Serve you right for saying in love with my cheek bones, jaw line, face structure. And keep mention Nth time that I'm beautiful, gorgeous, nice and slim. Hell you.
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Xueli's inbox:
19:36
Ion Orchard's basement one stall sells it! The coleslaw!
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Justin's inbox:
19:38
You fart with a kim chi smell? You ate kim chi or what? I didn eat kim chi before so I didn know how the smell smells. But I dun believe your fart smell nice.
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Xueli's inbox:
19:38
Oh my god. My inbox is so flooded! Shit you!
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Justin's inbox:
19:40
Is it you who message me 2 times just now? I didn check. Or is it your hp jam or what? But I haven finish replying to your message! How can I stop now? Ok. I guess I shall ignore the message and continue replying until your next message comes in then say :)
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19:41
Isn't basket usually got holes? Dun tell me your shit spilt like water fountain in the train while you shit.
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Xueli's inbox:
19:42
Online youtube already has the top model episode 10 spoilers pictures!
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Justin's inbox:
19:43
Now in camp if you're bored, you can read my message! Each half an hour read one and can last until the day after tommorrow!!
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19:46
You should know my age, height, gender, race, skin color and bone structure. Dun ask as if you didn see me before. I dun even know my weight so I not gonna tell you. And what? Transgender? Youu mean I have sex change or what?
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19:48
I guess I answer this question just now but never mind, I answer again, my inbox maximum space can store up to 230 messages, My message now actually last than 100. You cant flood me! Dream on.
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19:51
Yes. Indeed funny. The sun should rain when you woke up. Sun should be in the sky when it's midnight and moon shouldn't be round, big and bright! OMG. Is this sign of end of the world? Should I pray that I'll be like noah and survive for this?
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19:52
Good Night! :)
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19:54
You should know I listen to chinese pop song. It's free in radio. You know there's this channel, fm96.smt that put korea songs? It's nice! I like how korea talk. As in the accent or something.
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19:57
I know how to count the days, thanks. You know how to say wednesday in japanese? It's su-yi-yo-u-bi
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19:59
Do you shave the hair at your private, armpit and nostril then? My nostril hair is never long enough to come out from my nose to see the sun so no.
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20:02
I eat rice or noodles nowadays. But recently, Macdonald. I wan win the touch screen mp3! Or maybe toy rus 200bucks voucher. I've been eyeing for the spongebob squarepant soft toy since I saw it for the first time.
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20:03
May will be so thrilled that she has her own day! Somemore it's public holiday that day!
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20:04
I dunno how rain pours down will make you think of my cheek bones structure because I have none. Your boobs is nice and gorgeous.
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20:08
Sometimes when I watching antm, I'll ask myself. Why didnt they have male version! You can be in the show and it will be so nice to watch you bitching everyone. I love how you pose. I can't forget how well you pose for last year national day shoot during fyp. It's gorgeous!
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20:08
I really love your shoot especially your boobs.
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20:09
Sometimes when I was shitting, I'll suddenly thought of your perfect nice to see and confirm nice to sqeeze boobs
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20:11
I am soooo jealous that you go to the body exibition thing before I go. I confirm the body there dun have the boobs that is nicer than your's.
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20:11
Your 4 is who?
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20:13
Why open chalet? Isn't it better you do it next year when you 21st? But it's still a great idea. Tell me the details of your idea then.
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20:14
I gave up being snow white because I keep kana sun tanned when I walk so much under the sun. But I will never go sun tan on purpose. Anyway, camera loves you than it loves me.
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20:15
Haha, I saw. *Censored* Like what actually?
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20:17
You actually go remember the lines for the new cover girl product?! Wait. They dun have a line. They must create their own. Isn't it?
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20:18
From the new easy, brezzy, handsome cover boy, Justin, I love your breast
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20:19
I having so much fun flooding your inbox
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20:20
I want watch the real thing. I dun want watch spoiler picture. Who got the shitest picture anyway?
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Xueli's inbox:
20:20
Last time season 8 de have!
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Justin's inbox:
20:21
What? Ion? How much is it? I dun eat coleslaw. Too bad
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20:21
OMG. I so proud of myself. I reply all your message! I so gonna blog about it.
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Xueli's inbox:
20:22
I think laura! Haha!
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Justin's inbox:
20:22
Season 8 have what?
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20:23
Omg. I like her! But bad picture doesn't mean out anyway.
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Xueli's inbox:
20:32
Season 8 the cover girl script is memorise one, last time. Hee
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Things to know:
- Brittney is a contestant from America's next top model cycle 13
- Sundai is a contestant from America's next top model cycle 13
- Whitney is a the first plus size winner from America's next top model cycle 10
- Carrie means Carrie Underwood from American's Idol
- Carrie Underwood's justin's idol
- Beautiful and Cheek bones are words that always mention in ANTM
- "CHUA SAI" is the word I use alot when I'm in IPP and FYP
- Gladys's may's project partner in FYP. Can know more about her from
here- Facial bone line, Jaw line are words that always mention in ANTM too
- "museum for the body world" is actually in the science centre
- "I know you wont't" is a song from Carrie Underwood.
- ANTM judges favourite pharse: "Camera loves you". Used it in every cycle
- "From the new easy, brezzy, beautiful, cover girl", cover girl's ending line
- Logan is a contestant from project runway season 6
- Inn house and fish aquarium is a game application in facebook.
